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halesrise:

shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.

fuck lord farquad ahahahahahaha dead

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mymochafrappuchino:

My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.

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goodbye childhood~

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danielletheawkwardgirl:

fuckyeahmovieclub:

For the zillion people that thought she was talking about “not letting Jack go”, she was actually talking about her promise.

YESSSSSSSSSSS.

riiiight

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no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

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